What’s in a Name
Me: Crystal, don’t bite your Bible. It’s disrespectful.
Crystal, 7-year-old niece: Well, only sometimes. Like, what if God tells me to bite it?
Me: Oh, come on.
Crystal: Oh, you come on, Paulina.
Me: Hey! You can’t call me Paulina [unless prefaced by some honorific].
Crystal: I can call you Paulina! … Or Steve.
